Last week COSELLOUT responded to Rick Reilly’s recent not-so-funny beat-down of Barry Bonds. This week we play Dr. Phil! Reilly writes for our country’s most celebrated and circulated sports magazine in Sport’s Illustrated and likes to double up as a creative, witty, stand-up comic. Not only is he most likely SI’s most famous writer (although BEST goes to Gary Smith), but he has won the national sportswriter of the year award an astonishing TEN times. There is no denying that he is extremely talented… and conflicted. Here is most likely why:
Rick Reilly is a dork. No, no, no. I have no actual proof that Reilly, while in high school, got his lunch tray repeatedly flipped over; was picked last for every team in gym class, or received all-star wedgies from the jocks. But since the dork claim has never been refuted, even by Reilly himself, why get hung up on details! Now you might think that calling a sportswriter a “dork” amounts to petty name-calling. Well, it might be petty, and might also qualify as name-calling, but the statement has a far greater purpose. Reilly’s career is a study of combining great writing talent with great dorkiness. There have been countless psychological profiles by writers on athletes. But what about writers? Let’s give it a try!
Champion of the Underdog: When properly channeling his outer dork, Reilly shines as he scours the high schools for inspirational stories. His articles on disabled-heroes like Sean Cronk and Bobby Martin capture the essence of the human spirit. Reilly’s writing contains a social conscioiusness that addresses sports-as-life-and-death pieces that extend far beyond sports and America’s borders. His articles on athletes lost to war or mosquito nets are sports-writing and sports-relevance at its very best.
Revenge of the Nerd: As Reilly shifts from raising spirits and awareness of little-known stories to lowering the boom on big-name athletes, he quickly loses his luster. Just like a brilliant comedian who might waste half of his act on “waaaaaay-too-easy” Michael Jackson jokes, too many of his “lets all pile on” columns are simply far beneath his talent. He will not hesitate to write his mandatory monthly mock-job on a Bonds, a Ron Artest, or a Latrell Sprewell post- “feed his family” comments knowing full well that there will be an abundance of built-in applause no matter what the column’s contents. In any given week, Reilly will switch from schooling readers to school-yard bully.
Big Mac – A Case Study: Perhaps Reilly could be best summed up by his coverage AFTER Mark McGwire found himself sniffling in front of Congress. Reilly’s next column immediately jumped on the hypocritically-righteous steroids bandwagon. Once Big Mac became easy prey, Reilly mocked away along with the rest of our moral indig-NATION. While Reilly had a literary field day with McGwire’s statement that he was not in court “to talk about the past”, I agree with Reilly that we SHOULD talk about his past. Where was Reilly’s courage the previous 10 years when every sign in the world to even the dullest of sportswriters was right there to draw a reasonable conclusion on McGwire? Where was the admonishing column of Big Mac (at maximum), or refusal to take a celebratory stance with McGwire (at minimum) before that day in congress when public opinion turned? Could Reilly, who did this previous cover story on McGwire in 1998, HONESTLY say that he was unaware of the prospect of McGwire and performance enhancing drugs?
Tragic Flaw: “Reilly’s revenge” has been his main obstacle in achieving true journalistic greatness. Contrary to the supposed flaw of Barry Bonds, Rick Reilly likes to be liked. Lack of writing skills is not his problem, lack of guts is. He simply is not that guy who could have taken the heat for standing up for the constitutional rights of the unpopular Ali in the 1960’s. No, we would have gotten some smart-alecky column on the Army test that Ali initially failed. Reilly’s social conscience has personal limits. With few exceptions, even his greatest stances and inspirational stories are grounded in a common thread: the protection of popularity. He simply lacks the courage of say, a Dan Le Batard (columnist for ESPN magazine) who routinely uses his talent to take more subtle, more complex, and more nuanced stances that challenge the status quo. While even Freud could never know for sure if the “revenge of the nerd” explanation is what ails Reilly , that point is ultimately irrelevant. What is relevant is that Reilly carries one of the mightiest pens in sports, but only wields its positive power on a part-time basis. Given his body of work, it would be quite unfair and inaccurate to label Reilly a “Cosellout”, however, he is still miles away from becoming a Cosell.
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– Giving Sports Illustrated* and Rick Reilly Their Due – Part 1A





http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/cosellout_rick_reilly_is_a_dork_why_it_matters/
Thanks again to Baseball Think Factory for picking up the Reilly story. The comments are reprinted below:
1. Crispix Attacks, idled by clot Posted: August 11, 2007 at 05:46 PM
Every week, literally EVERY week for the past eight or ten years, I’ve read and enjoyed everything in Sports Illustrated that isn’t about car racing or fantasy football, and then turned to Rick Reilly’s column thinking “I hope this will be good so that I have one more enjoyable page of Sports Illustrated to readâ€. But I can’t get through even one paragraph. He combines the worst attributes of Norman Chad and Mitch Albom. Every single sentence has been either an easy cliché or an insincere piece of sentimental nonsense, with absolutely no exceptions, for maybe 500 straight columns.
2. Alex Gordon’s #1 Fan Posted: August 11, 2007 at 05:47 PM
Sports Illustrated is still around?
3. Bernal Diaz has an angel on his shoulder. Posted: August 11, 2007 at 06:49 PM
Reilly is a hack. The sky is blue, the grass is green.
4. robinred Posted: August 12, 2007 at 12:11 AM
“Reilly’s revenge†has been his main obstacle in achieving true journalistic greatness. Contrary to the supposed flaw of Barry Bonds, Rick Reilly likes to be liked. Lack of writing skills is not his problem, lack of guts is. He simply is not that guy who could have taken the heat for standing up for the constitutional rights of the unpopular Ali in the 1960’s. No, we would have gotten some smart-alecky column on the Army test that Ali initially failed. Reilly’s social conscience has personal limits. With few exceptions, even his greatest stances and inspirational stories are grounded in a common thread: the protection of popularity.
Ted Leitner, my local announcer, has the same problem, for the same reasons, and being a spineless, abrasive jackass like Reilly, it manifests the same way. In 1985, on the air, Leitner called Pete Rose a “national treasure†and never questioned Rose as manager taking playing time from better players to break the hits record. Today, I was in the car with the game on the car radio, and with the Padres in Cincinnati, Leitner was waxing rhapsodic about the Big Red Machine: “Johnny Bench. Joe Morgan. Davey Concepcion. Tony Perez. Ken Griffey Sr.â€
Then silence.
He could’ve said “And Pete Rose, while we acknowledge his disgraceful behavior as manager of the Reds, was of course a great player as well†just like he could’ve said, “And we should acknoweldge here that Padres pitcher Clay Hensley has a positive steroids test while Barry Bonds does not†and on one of his many tirades about Bonds’ 80-some career HRs against the Padres being “tainted†he could’ve said, “And we should acknowledge that Ken Caminiti’s 1996 MVP and the Padres division title of that year are tainted as well.â€
But he didn’t, because he needs to be liked, and of course, a lot of people don’t like him anyway.
5. BeanoCook Posted: August 12, 2007 at 12:14 AM
What’s Sports Illustrated?
6. Jack Vincennes is tired Posted: August 12, 2007 at 12:23 AM
What’s Sports Illustrated?
Its between Woman’s Day, and Popular Mechanics at your doctor’s office. Probably from 8 weeks ago.
7. Andy Posted: August 12, 2007 at 12:25 AM
Reilly is a piece of work, but the next time somebody says that we’re obsessed with Barry Bonds, I think I’ll send him this “Cosellout†link. Shades of Rabbi Korff and Richard M. Nixon, with a touch of Gambling Rent thrown in.
8. robinred Posted: August 12, 2007 at 12:39 AM
Rabbi Korff and Richard M. Nixon,
Bet that is the first time that Rabbi Korff has made it on to BTF. Does that make Anderson a combination of G. Gordon Liddy and Bebe Rebozo?
9. Nathan Kunkel Posted: August 12, 2007 at 06:11 AM
Reilly has a good gig. It amazes me that SI pays his weekly cheek, given his mediocrity, as I’ve always found him less than funny and lacking insight.
10. Rowland Office Supplies Posted: August 12, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Even if I liked him, his hacky, dorky, bland, flyover-country-safe promotional pics and book covers would make me hate him. Every pic has him in some situation where he’s out of his league and he’s giving that same shruggy, hang doggy “Whoops!†look. They’re like parodies of bad stills from some inoffensive Fox Family Channel sitcom with Reilly as the dopey dad.
11. Crispix Attacks, idled by clot Posted: August 12, 2007 at 02:23 PM
You are correct, Row-Off-Supp. I should say he combines the worst attributes of Norman Chad, Mitch Albom, and Dave Barry.
12. Buzzards Bay Posted: August 12, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Larry King USA Today owns the crown of the genre
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