There Will Be Blood 

 

 

No sports today… just bloggin’ on a Saturday about movies, critics, and my own sanity. …

This was the week where I try and catch up on the Oscar buzz. I finally saw "No Country for Old Men". I thought that it was simply a decent movie, but nothing worth the standard salivation that has been going around. I would go into it, but this sentiment was trumped 1000 times over by the second movie: "There Will Be Blood". 

Let’s be perfectly clear: This movie was horrible. Okay, maybe that’s too harsh. Daniel Day Lewis’ acting performance was undeniably great and certainly Oscar-worthy. The depiction of the early 1900′s rural scenery and time-period seemed worthwhile if cinematography and camerawork is high on your moviegoing criteria. But the script was awful, the evolution of the film characters lacked any cohesion and the ending only made matters worse. There will be no further analytical dissection. But what to do about the gap between my own eyes and all of these critics far and wide labeling "There Will Be Blood" as "a masterpiece". Here are my best theories:

1) The Adaptation of a Novel Theory: The movie was loosely based on Upton Sinclair’s novel "Oil". Doesn’t it seem that if you make a movie adaptation of a famous novel, then your Oscar nomination is halfway home. Good example: Any Jane Austen novel

2) The Epic Wanna-Be Theory: These are those movies that set out to be an epic but fall woefully short. It is usually a "time-period" depiction piece, the acting is good, the cinematography is decent, and it must be at least 2 and a half hours long. But somewhere along the way they forgot the script. But based on all the other stuff, critics convince themselves that the script was a good one because of the film’s other epic qualities. Good Example: The inexplicable Oscar given to "Out-of-Africa".

3) The Convoluted Script Theory: This is related to #2. Viewer sees movie and has no idea what the hell exactly happened, but is afraid to publicly admit this for fear of appearing stupid to others. Some of their friends have already anointed the Director as "brilliant" and the movie "a masterpiece". What to do next? Perpetuate the movie charade or risk being viewed as an uneducated, uncultured, and unsophisticated moron. People keep choosing the former. Good example: "Syriana". Some people wanted it to be good because of the topic, and others wanted it to succeed because the directors’ previous effort ("Traffic") was a great movie. The reality was the movie missed, and it happens to the best of ‘em.

4) The "I Got it All Wrong" Theory: Did I miss the deeper symbolism about the movies’ depiction of American capitalism’s impact on the human soul… or the struggle between god, greed, and man… or something like that. If so, one of these movie critics needs to hold me by the hand, talk to me like I am five years old, and tell me exactly why this film is up for an Oscar nomination.